Friday Pick-up Lines: Futurama Special

Futurama is filled with hilarious sound bites and great quotes, so it’s not surprising that a few of these might actually work as pick up lines.  
Some of the best come from none other than Starship Captain Zapp Brannigan, specifically from when he is teaching his assistant, Kif Kroker, how to seduce women.
Brannigan’s philosophy on love is based on Brannigan’s Law, which he invented.  Like Brannigan’s Love, it is ‘hard and fast’.
Here, the ineptitude of Brannigan’s lines when delivered by Kif, combined with the popularity of the show, is what will work to your advantage – and you’ll see why in a minute.
The setup is simple: all you need is a girl whose cleavage is her main attraction (and who knows it), and has had a few.  And who has watched Futurama.  This is a bit hit and miss, because if she hasn’t it will only be mildly funny, and probably won’t get you far.  If she has seen it, then you’ll immediately have a shared joke and common ground.
All you need to do is go up too her and deliver a variation of Kif’s line:
“I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.”
Either it will strike a chord or it won’t, but it’ll probably get you a laugh.
If you need more dating advice, however, here is an instructional video by Zapp Brannigan entitled, Zapp Brannigan’s Guide to Making Love at a Woman: