Pick-Up Lines: Slice of Good Old American Pie

American Pie is one of those movie franchises that just keeps on giving and giving and giving and giving. We’re not exactly sure which American Pie movie this pick up line comes from, perhaps it was American Pie 52: The sure fire way to get girls to dislike you.

Either way, if all else fails – such as buying a girl drinks, complimenting her, getting to know her likes and dislikes, dancing and/or throwing money at her – try out this pick up line and see if it works. If you don’t get slapped in the face, there’s a really good chance it might work.

Or not.

What you need to do is go up to a girl and say, “The word of the day is legs.” The girl will probably act confused, or be unsure of what you are talking about. It really doesn’t matter what her response is, because then you say, “You see the thing is, I was thinking we could go back to my place and… spread the word.”

On the off chance that your unwilling victim has actually seen this American pie movie, she might reply with the retort from the film, “Well, why don’t you save all the hot air, you’re going to have to inflate your date for the night…” this could be a good sign. Or it could mean that she’s telling you to go home, blow up your sex doll and see what happens.

But you know what they say: All you can do is try. Right?

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