What He’s Thinking When You’re Naked
If you’re looking for long-term love on a dating site, then a sexual encounter may not be the first thing that crosses your mind when creating a profile and answering emails from random guys. But I’m sure that it does cross your mind. Women might not think of sex as often as men, but they surely get horny like everyone else.
Once you meet someone great on a dating site and finally get to that stage, things can be a bit awkward at first. Even if this isn’t your first rodeo, it can still be a little nerve-racking to take your clothes off in front of someone. Real life isn’t a porn movie or a strip club.
Ever wondered what he’s thinking when he sees you naked?
Yeah, the initial reaction is always OMG! We can’t believe that you got naked for us. Any type of critiques or questions we have, we’ll deal with those later (in our heads only). For right now, we just want to soak it all in while trying not to giggle like a school boy.
Can I touch?
If a man touches you slowly while you’re naked, it probably isn’t to be sensual with you and to satisfy you. It’s most likely his way of asking your permission without asking. He’s slowly feeling around for what he can touch and how long he can touch it.
Are they as advertised?
Okay, so it’s not all fun and games. For you women who have a habit of wearing butt-lifting jeans and padded boob-lifting bras, we do often wonder if everything’s as advertised. I mean, going from a full C to a small B with your bra off is a bummer once the initial “SHE’S NAKED” shock wears away.
If I was president, I’d ban clothing
The body of a woman is truly a work of art. You ladies must know that! If you don’t, then, please, take it from a guy: even those of you who feel you’re out of shape are actually in perfect shape to us! We love your curves and everything about your nude bodies. And if we could, we would keep you naked at all times, or at least in some really sexy lingerie.